rowling-in-the-deep:

if you don’t burst out singing your favorite songs when you’re home alone you’re lying

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

• running upstairs
• running downstairs
• running
• stoked on life
• scared
• walking through my house in the dark
• bored
• boobs

steveworthy:

punk-:

is this masturbation? 

nah this is like unlimited energy. my nigga made the tesseract 

the—personal—quotes:

my—teen—quote:

Are you a teen? This blog is just for you!

apatheticghost:

my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”

vvyoming:

i’m only as strong as my internet signal

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

• i shit you not
• you feel me
• no but get this
• i’m just sayin
• let me explain you a thing
• and yeah

super-wolves:

google street view is the best, example:

doncasturbate:

Someone tweeted Harry saying “who is this Verona bitch?”